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tiger pisco

2009-11-25T02:26:06Z

i WAlk around with sunlight. he and i are demands of the same brief. let us live, and we will make u smile. who loves the sun? here comes the sun, dumBie.

i got a hAWt scorp on the tALe.

bird law

2009-10-29T05:52:12Z

wish i had some ahi to feed those beauty fish today but they did enjoy left over sanquich bits. fed the birds some chicken and laughed about it the whole time. to recite my mother's song, "fuck the cats, praise the dogs, fuck the rats, praise the birds" - not so sure about the bird part tho. those little f'ers left me with sum doodoo residue on my tush the one and only day i've worn pants here on oahu.

strongest girl in all the world

2009-08-21T05:11:38Z

moving to hawaii soon

2009-08-21T04:58:06Z

=-o!!!

we're going to see star wars!

2009-06-11T21:13:29Z

michael, you know i don't like space!

on a picnic of pretend, (where the obvious donut n mcrib diet for ants just don't cut it)

2009-06-10T02:57:07Z

i was going to ask something stupid like, 'do ants like spicey food?' - in reference to a previous conversation about those soulja boys eating out fleshchunks and using warshterseer as cover up- but then i remembered time lapse t.v. and ants tearing to pieces a dead somethingelsebug in about 10 seconds.
i conclude: tho i can't say for sure if otherbug was spicey, i assume ants like stupidfood nonethesame.

22_7 @ 2009-04-19T21:57:00

2009-04-20T02:05:31Z

frittata [my favorite utoob]

2009-03-21T04:07:13Z

i'm the funniest person i know

2009-03-13T05:36:16Z

ponytail hairr: rum job on your ribcage

22_7 @ 2009-03-04T00:27:00

2009-03-04T05:28:20Z

http://www.wertzateria.com/monster/numerology.html

i really like the results when i put in my first name as sally which happens to be one of several nicknames. i get the number 22 as my 'name number'

polygapilgrim

2009-03-02T04:28:01Z

yesterday stephanie and i were both 23. but all things must past and today she is 24. tomorrow is cristen's bday. and in the weeks to follow, my other fishy friends will get older.

today i wear a brown dress with tiny white dots on it and bronze boots. i like wearing my man glasses with ponytail hair. i look like a mormon minus the boots.
and i've been thinking a lot about polygamy. doesn't sound like a bad deal, but i'd have to make some modern adjustments. like, i'd either have to be able to get down with my sister wives -wink,wink- or i'd want the multiple spousage situation to be open to a multi-male way of marriage too. like the people in peru (high intake of travel channel as of late.. and big love).

i had a sober celebration on 2/27 for my 23rd. that is, so schlong as sober means no alcohol or weed. i did however take a gross amount of mushrooms and swam back and forth betwixt mine and steph's room. at first it was mainly stephanie's friends who showed up which meant dude-fest. they all wore black and sat in my roygbiv room experiencing tim and eric for the first time. then my lovely ladies showed up and made it quite the event. it felt really good to not be fucked up in the typical sense and to be around people i chose. but it also got me to thinking about how i should start poking my peers and councelors at the kolmac clinic in a vonnegutian-way. so next time i'm in group, which might be tomorrow depending on how much snow we get tonight, i'm going ballz out. whatever that's supposed to mean. i'll keep you updated.

the grammys were on and according to some, the year was 2010 bc

2009-02-25T03:57:08Z

hi i'm christina jawhnson.. even tho muh paper might awften read othawise.
- - -
lemme see those jeans, girl. don't throw those away!

upon re-arrival, we notice she must have wiped her ass and removed the diaper

dey fit but im hanging out on the sides a lil.

asS she turns around, there we are - confronted with ashy black ass

i can't find my thingy! (nicotrol inhaler)

me-2-dude: tell her to look in the hamper for it.

dude: your niggatrol's in the hamper, christine.

and so there it is: full backtal black tail exposure. and no nurses there to witness. that night i was also given a sleeve tattoo in markers and the guy running the AA meeting busted ass right before the serenity prayer. best night in rehab, hands down.

22_7 @ 2009-02-24T13:22:00

2009-02-24T18:27:13Z

i'm comparing out too much. butt fuck it. i can't stand certain people who are wallowing, and despite colossal consequences they've had to pay for getting fucked up, are still chasing made up highs because their doodoo pants are too heavy to deal with daily shit. wah wah wah elsewhere cos i'm done. goodbye yellow brick road and cool haircuts.

also: i think i like NA better than AA. something about the way a junkie can tell a story... balisimo!

guess who went to rehab?

2009-02-10T19:44:34Z

more details l8r when i'm in the mood.

all u i like in diff. time zones n timewarps

2009-01-20T09:44:53Z

why is roger the waters? gilmore deserves last name status, what wif his fishy bday n all..

2009-01-20T09:36:06Z

so all good bands have a pisces:
beatles
rolling stones (b4 he died obviously)
pink floyd
smashing pumpkins (b4 corgan 8 nine)
nirvana

what else? friends?

mascotti:

2009-01-20T08:43:01Z

the squid. not just a delicacy in the sushi-stuff-facey world, but my new mascot! invertebrates r the highest life form i am convinced. don't believe me? well, idk, my bff magnapinna:

when they pull me out of heaven, after playing in a band with my grandma and the devil- i want to come back as that one squid with the blue neon glow lights. oh! n have an endless supply of snigarettes. n nicorette gum patches attaches to my gummy gum. slurrp wurp.

my deoderant falls off the stick: pick it up, loser! time to monster mash that S back into its blue tube b4 wasting money on smelling good. i only shave my legs and put on the smell goods maaaybe once a week these days anyway. what's it matter? i haven't been romantic with anyone in ages. hooray for good vibrations!

segs & the city: a new movie about idiots on segways.

diet soda ice-cube rap-off. we'll see who lasts longer: the ICE-- THE SODA!?!? whoa-duh.

today, i put this up in my banffroom. a gentle reminder:

night time remedy: 1 sip soda; 2 droplets liquid melatonin. whoa-den.
& brushing my hair before bed. i finally got it cut by someone i paid $$, after about 2 years of no dice. so now i'm supposed to brush it all the time n come back in 2 months. post-b-day h-cut i guess. feb. 27th, get here so i can get my pink bike and some glasses!

on astronauts:

2008-12-29T23:04:23Z

"they can't eat normal food and are addicted to tang!"

22_7 @ 2008-12-28T21:09:00

2008-12-29T02:08:53Z

Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

most talkative
person with the best hair
most dateable

WEAKNESSES:

nicest smelling
most cuddly

22_7 @ 2008-12-21T06:29:00

2008-12-21T11:31:42Z

i haven't kept up w/ any1's any1 lately.. buuttttt:

ja mes - i will kick yr tush on [asmb] so eat that 4 dinner.

i have no gifs or gifts 4 anyone. but i luvvv you. eat it. signed, eastvillage.

bromance

2008-12-19T21:50:02Z

brahtical - when something is both nautical and bro-acious in nature

brotocol - etiquette concerning bro-aciousness

brotosphere - a 50 ft radius of where bro-acious acts are being committed

bromo -bro on bro sex

bropsicle - weener shaped popsicles

bropular - popular bros on campus

broped - groped by bro

nah brah - when its actually your brother doing the groping

and i'm not tired...

2008-12-09T09:28:04Z

i'm going to be syd barrett for xmas

2008-12-07T00:59:18Z

dear jesus,
i'm cuttin out the middle man and praying directly to santa from now on.

gimme gimme gimme!

love,
baby adolf

i knew i'd wake up to an ugly saturday.

2008-12-06T21:16:15Z

so i had these abilities that didn't make logic a priority or function. i was in a pack of staples like sardine in a can. apparently, rubbing up against objects turned them into whatever staples are made of; it was like the x-men or alex mack, but without as much purpose.

then i was stuck on an island on my way to hawaii. spencer was there briefly but had to return to the big island. i was told to wait because of the bad weather.

on the island, i encountered my old friend sean king and the gang from dawson's creek. i remember telling joey potter off because a day before in awakeland, i was telling renee and my dad how i am addicted to the show but annoyed with tom cruise's wife. something about her idiosyncratic behavior is so contrived in a girl-next-door way. bleh. i also don't believe in female voices. not hard core ones. what happened to them? touched? beaten? anyway: island days waiting were spent in overcast much similar to today. maybe i was just humping the weather with my subconscious and somewhere deep down i know: we need staples at the office?

cyndi lauper did the playhouse theme song

2008-12-03T23:25:57Z

besides that: mark mothersbaugh, dweezil zappa, george clinton, todd rundgren, the residents, and danny elfman all provided music for the glorious show.

i got to: swap glasses with mothersbaugh; kiss zappa and give him a crank-out penny pressed with his papapa's image.

in the playhouse- first and second season before moving to la- peewee has a picture of bob dobbs up on the wall from which his magic bike appears.

my sister is a minister of the church of subgenius. mark mothersbaugh and david byrnes are members as well.

i knew everything was connected.

in bob we trust.

p.s. i really just want to party with the fruit in the fridge.